Wow! I can’t believe Christmas is already behind us. Covid time is like one of them Slinkys. It’s hard to keep hold of.
So’s the current Covid situation. Right now, get this: Maine is a national Covid hotspot. Hard to believe, but it’s true. We did so good for so long up here, and overnight that all went up in smoke. Frankly, I think Santa should be fired. For the second year in a row, what did he bring us? The ultimate stocking stuffer: Covid.
I’m vaxed and boosted, of course. As are all my friends and family. Still, we did those rapid tests before getting together in person, Christmas Eve. The Women Who Run with the Moose did, too, before our big Xmas shindig. It’s the thoughtful, responsible thing to do, right? I think so.
As a cashier down to the A&P, I’m a frontline worker, so I make sure I do my part. There was a brief period back in June when I stopped wearing a mask. But sadly, that didn’t last long. Right now, about half the folks coming into the A&P are wearing masks. That means half the people are not. I’m thinking, aren’t you watching the news? Can’t you see what’s going on? Why would you take that risk when it’s so easy to just whip on a mask? I mean, come on!
Then there’s that group of people who really get under my skin: nose breathers. You’ve seen them I’m sure; folks who wear a mask, but don’t cover their nose. It’s been a year and a half, people. What the heck are you doing? If your nose is uncovered, it’s the same as not wearing a mask. It’s like wearing a bra, but keeping your boobs free. Why would you do that?
When I look at one of these folks, I think, “Cheater.” These are the same people who go through the express lane down to the A&P with more than fourteen items. Somehow, they think the rules don’t apply to them. In my opinion, folks like this are trying to game the system. It’s icky and unappealing.
If the IRS wants to know who’s cheating on their taxes, they need to look no further than these nose breathers and express lane abusers. Those are the culprits. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Happy New Year, everyone (fingers crossed). Wishing you a 2022 filled with love, laughter, and, of course, good health.
That’s it for now. Catch you on the flip side!
Hear Ida Tell It: Cheaters